dylan barlowe, this is me informing you that either this afternoon or tomorrow afternoon, we shall be procuring two items of the above nature (or another edible item of a different variety if that is your preference), bundling up in jackets and sweatshirts and other warmth-conducive apparel, driving to a stretch of land where the earth meets the water, laying out a large rectangular piece of cloth, and consuming the aforementioned items in happiness. and then taking a nap. consider yourself notified.
also, i’m buying.